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today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
My mail order bride arrived today
we’re very happy
And the size difference is hilarious
We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books
Use this for what you will.
Your human body
Is not a jail cell,
Instead it’s a sunny
2pm garden with daisies
Thriving because of
YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this
This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.
i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!
Fitness Tip: When working out, don’t measure your success by how much weight you lose. Measure your success by whether or not you would survive being a member of the Fellowship.